Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Winter Weather Woofing

Already realized by many in the psychological research area, I am once again discovering myself that cooler weather brings upon the lax in effort to maintain self control at the feeding trough. For the past two days, I have been unable to resist random snacking and sugar intake and for that I am already able to attest to extra padding in areas that needed NOTHING EXTRA! One must also contribute the factor that I have not been motivated to rise up from the bed and take on my morning exercising regiment either because I do not desire to remove myself from the warmth of my covers. Snuggly weather. Snacky weather. Stinky weather. Sinful weather. I must say that hot chocolate is from heaven, but I cannot deny that a daily intake of such will lead to cavities, calories, and cottage cheese. Are you finding yourself visiting Starbucks all the more? Are you finding that you are aware of clothes being more snug because of a new definition of Middle Passage? I choose my sweaters by their ability to cover my humps - and I am not referring to my lovely lady lumps! Thank you Black Eyed Peas! Do not check me out! Aaaagggghhh!

2 comments:

Jeremy said...

I'm a bit taken aback by this email. I don't quite know what to think...

Jason said...

Dang you! Now that song is gonna be in my head all day! My hump. My hump, my hump, my hump.